The Post in Which I Name Jon's Baby

As we get down to the biggest day in the comedy world: the birth of Jon Clarke’s baby, I’ve decided to do what every person does when there is a baby on the way. Bet on what the name will be.

Here are thoroughly researched and studied potential names for Jon’s spawn.

Boy Names:

Jesus Thunderbird Clarke - .02%

Not Jon Clarke - .03%

Dana Gould Clarke - .05%

Alfred Clarke – 1%

Tom Bombadill Clarke-Russo – 2%

Spokane Washington Clarke – 5%

Batman Clarke – 13%

Grandmaster Clarke – 15%

Jonathan Quincy Clarke – 16%

J’onn J‘onzz Clarke – 22%

Luke Cage Powerman Clarke III – 25% (Please, Jon?)

Girl Names:

Lois Clarke – 1%

Amy Clarke – 1%

Rebecca Clarke – 3%

Sue Storm Clarke – 95%

Statistics are +/- 2%