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Friday, October 05, 2007

Early Drafts for the Gates of Hell

If you've had hope up to this point, now's a good time to let it go for good, man.

Entering here will probably make you feel less hopeful than you once did so, you know, fair warning.

Don't keep hoping; the shit you're about to see after you enter here is totally heavy.

Are you someone who likes to hope? Well after you pass through here… Cut. It. Out. (NOTE: Have demons at gate gesture cutting, pointing with forefinger, and then backwards pointing with thumb.)

If you decide to walk through these games – and, unfortunately, you probably will since there's no where else to go – you might find your emotions will become slightly skewed towards the less hopeful. Because you're in Hell, dude.

posted by Mike Drucker at 8:01 AM

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