Daily Warm-Up - Snow White
Kate: What're they doing?
Billy Peltzer: They're watching Snow White. And they love it.
- Gremlins (1984)
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The dwarves stared at Snow White and looked at each other. Oh, man. Oh, no, oh man. This was bad. This was real bad. One minute she’s singing with birds, the next she’s out. Choked on an apple or something. Grumpy lead the pack, grabbing a shovel. C’mon, you idiots. What if some prince comes around here hunting or something? She’s royal, you jerks. They find us with her dead body, they kill us. And what then, buddies? That mountain ain’t mining itself. You want the filthy goblins to get all the gems? I know I don’t. They got their spades and shovels – Dopey grabbed a pickaxe because, you know Dopey – and they got to work. Whistling away, they buried the girl as deep as they could, making sure to pack the ground and lay new sod so know one would know the ground was disturbed.
Billy Peltzer: They're watching Snow White. And they love it.
- Gremlins (1984)
----
The dwarves stared at Snow White and looked at each other. Oh, man. Oh, no, oh man. This was bad. This was real bad. One minute she’s singing with birds, the next she’s out. Choked on an apple or something. Grumpy lead the pack, grabbing a shovel. C’mon, you idiots. What if some prince comes around here hunting or something? She’s royal, you jerks. They find us with her dead body, they kill us. And what then, buddies? That mountain ain’t mining itself. You want the filthy goblins to get all the gems? I know I don’t. They got their spades and shovels – Dopey grabbed a pickaxe because, you know Dopey – and they got to work. Whistling away, they buried the girl as deep as they could, making sure to pack the ground and lay new sod so know one would know the ground was disturbed.
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