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Lord Rayden: The essence of Mortal Kombat is not about death, but life. Mortal men and women protecting your own world…
- Mortal Kombat (1995)
Hi, everyone. The good news is that the local governments have agreed to our demands – all the money we want and our choice of the women. I know. I know. The bad news is that, apparently, we've veiled our threats under the guise of demanding they pay for "protection." Now, I've gone over this with a fine-toothed comb, folks, and it appears we made a pretty binding verbal contract with them. They’re paying us, we protect them. So that means no raping, no pillaging, and certainly no not protecting. Unfortunately that means we have to stop all the non-union gangs from all their spray painting and gallivanting about and whatnot. We've got to do all that Tom Joad shit. Nor did we state a time-frame for protection, so we’re quite stuck with this deal until we figure out a decent way out of this pickle. I’m sorry, but them's the breaks.
Good news about the women though, right?
- Mortal Kombat (1995)
Hi, everyone. The good news is that the local governments have agreed to our demands – all the money we want and our choice of the women. I know. I know. The bad news is that, apparently, we've veiled our threats under the guise of demanding they pay for "protection." Now, I've gone over this with a fine-toothed comb, folks, and it appears we made a pretty binding verbal contract with them. They’re paying us, we protect them. So that means no raping, no pillaging, and certainly no not protecting. Unfortunately that means we have to stop all the non-union gangs from all their spray painting and gallivanting about and whatnot. We've got to do all that Tom Joad shit. Nor did we state a time-frame for protection, so we’re quite stuck with this deal until we figure out a decent way out of this pickle. I’m sorry, but them's the breaks.
Good news about the women though, right?
posted by Mike Drucker at
6:18 AM
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