Daily Warm-Up
Ray Joshua: And they start shooting at the children / one by one / two by two / three by three / four by four / five by five / six by six / But my spirit is growing seven by seven.
- Slam (1998)
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StarKey announced, after doing a summersault and juggling plastic flowers, now was the time for candy. Who wants candy? Yay! I’m sorry, I could not hear you very well over the sound of your lacking enthusiasm. Who wants candy? Yay! Alright, I guess since nobody wants any candy… We want candy! Oh, you do? Yay! Well, that’s just grand! Everyone line up. Line up. And now I’m going to give the birthday boy the candy gun right here. I don’t see what could possibly go wrong. Ready? Everyone ready? Oh! I can’t bear to watch, I better put a blindfold on… the birthday boy! Haha! You thought I was going to put the blindfold on myself, but instead I put it on him because I am such a trickster! Are you ready birthday boy? Are you ready non-birthday children whom I love? Great! And – fire!
- Slam (1998)
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StarKey announced, after doing a summersault and juggling plastic flowers, now was the time for candy. Who wants candy? Yay! I’m sorry, I could not hear you very well over the sound of your lacking enthusiasm. Who wants candy? Yay! Alright, I guess since nobody wants any candy… We want candy! Oh, you do? Yay! Well, that’s just grand! Everyone line up. Line up. And now I’m going to give the birthday boy the candy gun right here. I don’t see what could possibly go wrong. Ready? Everyone ready? Oh! I can’t bear to watch, I better put a blindfold on… the birthday boy! Haha! You thought I was going to put the blindfold on myself, but instead I put it on him because I am such a trickster! Are you ready birthday boy? Are you ready non-birthday children whom I love? Great! And – fire!
posted by Mike Drucker at
7:13 AM
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Open with it.
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