Monday Spam Sex Advice Column - First Lady Edition
There's a reason Americans lovingly call these women the "first ladies": they know how to fuck, son. And they've got advice for you, the readers who e-mail me.
Keep Erection Writes,
Resulted by both physical and physiological factors, erectile dysfunction is no
longer associated with aged men. Young men are also not far from its upshots.
Lady Bird Johnson Replies: "It's odd that you can get so anesthetized by your own pain or your own problem that you don't quite fully share the hell of someone close to you."
Fast Fact: Lady Bird Johnson doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Esther Mango Writes,
am i pleasing her enough or is her dry? will a bigger penis make her happy?
Abigail Adams Replies: "If particular care and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any laws in which we have no voice, or representation."
Fast Fact: Abigail Adams has a passion for fashion.
John Shumejda Writes,
Dear Friend,
Is my wife being pleased by another man? Maybe it's because I'm so small. Wouldn't you like to know how many men use Viagra and where they get it?
Dolley Madison Replies: "It is one of my sources of happiness never to desire a knowledge of other people's business."
Fast Fact: Dolley Madison remains the only hot first lady.
Alim Brick Writes,
Of course size matters! I was married for 15 years to a man with a less than average size cock according to your data
Eleanor Roosevelt Replies: "You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.'"
Fast Fact: Franklin Roosevelt initially married Eleanor "as a joke" and stayed married to her "because he thought it was pretty funny, guys."
Thank you first ladies and thank you Russian spam bots!
Keep Erection Writes,
Resulted by both physical and physiological factors, erectile dysfunction is no
longer associated with aged men. Young men are also not far from its upshots.
Lady Bird Johnson Replies: "It's odd that you can get so anesthetized by your own pain or your own problem that you don't quite fully share the hell of someone close to you."
Fast Fact: Lady Bird Johnson doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Esther Mango Writes,
am i pleasing her enough or is her dry? will a bigger penis make her happy?
Abigail Adams Replies: "If particular care and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any laws in which we have no voice, or representation."
Fast Fact: Abigail Adams has a passion for fashion.
John Shumejda Writes,
Dear Friend,
Is my wife being pleased by another man? Maybe it's because I'm so small. Wouldn't you like to know how many men use Viagra and where they get it?
Dolley Madison Replies: "It is one of my sources of happiness never to desire a knowledge of other people's business."
Fast Fact: Dolley Madison remains the only hot first lady.
Alim Brick Writes,
Of course size matters! I was married for 15 years to a man with a less than average size cock according to your data
Eleanor Roosevelt Replies: "You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.'"
Fast Fact: Franklin Roosevelt initially married Eleanor "as a joke" and stayed married to her "because he thought it was pretty funny, guys."
Thank you first ladies and thank you Russian spam bots!
posted by Mike Drucker at
6:19 AM
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