United Evil Bringers - Daily Warm-Up
Swamp Thing: Do not bring your evil into my swamp.
from: "Swamp Thing" (1990)
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From The United Evil Bringers of America Handbook:
No union worker affiliated with the UEB – whether that worker has membership with UEB East or UEB West divisions – may bring, bury, dump, abandon, plant, implant, create, or manifest evil in non-designated regions. Doing so will result in a fine of up to five hundred dollars ($500), death, and/or investigation by a local UEB caseworker. Non-designated areas include any location whose entire width, height, and depth – to be decided by range of emanated goodness – is protected by a superhero, ghost child, mother’s love, and/or nightlight. Additional variables may both affect and in fact effect the condition of “non-designation” onto a previously designated region. In a situation which would fall under the category of “emergency” or if there is an incoming wave of evil which, including the UEB worker’s previous load, would constitute a “corruption,” the worker should immediately consult his UEB supervisor before bringing evil to a non-designated area. If the UEB worker fails to do so, the previously stated penalties still apply regardless of emergency or corruption status. Please feel free to contact your UEB supervisor or local foreman if clarification is necessary.
from: "Swamp Thing" (1990)
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From The United Evil Bringers of America Handbook:
No union worker affiliated with the UEB – whether that worker has membership with UEB East or UEB West divisions – may bring, bury, dump, abandon, plant, implant, create, or manifest evil in non-designated regions. Doing so will result in a fine of up to five hundred dollars ($500), death, and/or investigation by a local UEB caseworker. Non-designated areas include any location whose entire width, height, and depth – to be decided by range of emanated goodness – is protected by a superhero, ghost child, mother’s love, and/or nightlight. Additional variables may both affect and in fact effect the condition of “non-designation” onto a previously designated region. In a situation which would fall under the category of “emergency” or if there is an incoming wave of evil which, including the UEB worker’s previous load, would constitute a “corruption,” the worker should immediately consult his UEB supervisor before bringing evil to a non-designated area. If the UEB worker fails to do so, the previously stated penalties still apply regardless of emergency or corruption status. Please feel free to contact your UEB supervisor or local foreman if clarification is necessary.
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