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Friday, December 21, 2007

A Side Story About Comedy

I'm hosting, so I have to talk to a guy doing a guest spot. This conversation happened:

ME: What do you want me to say about you?
HIM: Who are you? Who are you?
ME: I'm the MC.
HIM: Great! Okay. Can you say he's jerked off a frog!
ME: I will say that, you know. I'll say what you tell me to say.
HIM: Say that I've had sex with over a million fat women!
ME: You understand that I will say this.
HIM: Fine. Tell them that he's a legend in the comedy industry!
ME: Okay. What's your name?

posted by Mike Drucker at 9:13 PM

2 Comments:

Blogger Cromely said...

Brilliant.

2:53 AM  
Anonymous CresceNet said...

Gostei muito desse post e seu blog é muito interessante, vou passar por aqui sempre =) Depois dá uma passada lá no meu site, que é sobre o CresceNet, espero que goste. O endereço dele é http://www.provedorcrescenet.com . Um abraço.

1:34 PM  

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