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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Bad Jokes 4/17/07

These jokes I wrote are to be put out to pasture and killed immediately:


I sometimes wonder what the afterlife is going to be like. Although I assume it’s going to be like life before you were born: stuck in a small, uncomfortable box.

The Saint name I chose was Saint Peter. Because, in the original language, “Peter” means The Rock. And I used to be a huge wrestling fan.

They had a movie a couple years back called Aliens vs. Predator. And the tag line was “Whoever Wins, We Lose.” And I got so mad, because that was the same tagline as my film about Israel and Palestine.

They say “Spider-Man” does everything a spider can. But I’m glad he enter my mouth while I’m sleeping.

posted by Mike Drucker at 12:15 PM 0 Comments Links to this post

Monday, April 16, 2007

Feel Good 4/17/07 - My Theme Song



This is my theme song. Basically.

posted by Mike Drucker at 9:08 PM 0 Comments Links to this post

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