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Sunday, February 03, 2008

I Look on the Works of This Truck and I Despair

stretchtruck

Is this what we needed, America? A stretch truck? In case you needed to go to a bachelorette party and the Home Depot, this truck will get you there. Why don't we just shoot the Earth with a big "Earth Gun" and get it over with?

posted by Mike Drucker at 9:20 AM

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