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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Joke of the Day

People say God has a plan, but I don’t think that’s true. If God’s real, he’s just the world’s worst improv comedian. Just ignores the suggestions from the audience. “Give me a suggestion.” “Help us to find peace.” And he goes, “Alright, I think I heard 'more genocide!' Here we go!”

posted by Mike Drucker at 2:06 PM

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