Asus Eee PC Coming
I ordered a new micro laptop for New Orleans so I could work while I was out of town.
It's supposed to come today.
The suspense is going to kill me! Seriously! Oh God! Can't anyone stop the suspense? What's that knock at my door? Is it... no! It's more suspense! It's just the guy from the Post Office. He brought my college loan bill and more suspense! There's too much! I'm choking on all the suspense! Suspense, suspense, suspense! I must dispense more suspense when on the fence about our presidents! WHY THE FUCK WON'T SOMEONE HELP ME!
COMEDY GOLD IS EVERYWHERE JUST AT YOUR FINGERTIPS!
I MISSED MY ONLY CHANCE TO KISS SHEPARD GOLDMAN, MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SWEETHEART! WHAT IS SHE DOING NOW? I HOPE SHE'S HAPPY! THERE'S NOTHING LEFT HERE BUT DEAD BODIES AND CHEAP BICARDI AND SODA MIXERS WHICH WOULD TASTE GOOD IF IT WEREN'T THE END OF ALL THINGS ALWAYS.
It's supposed to come today.
The suspense is going to kill me! Seriously! Oh God! Can't anyone stop the suspense? What's that knock at my door? Is it... no! It's more suspense! It's just the guy from the Post Office. He brought my college loan bill and more suspense! There's too much! I'm choking on all the suspense! Suspense, suspense, suspense! I must dispense more suspense when on the fence about our presidents! WHY THE FUCK WON'T SOMEONE HELP ME!
COMEDY GOLD IS EVERYWHERE JUST AT YOUR FINGERTIPS!
I MISSED MY ONLY CHANCE TO KISS SHEPARD GOLDMAN, MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SWEETHEART! WHAT IS SHE DOING NOW? I HOPE SHE'S HAPPY! THERE'S NOTHING LEFT HERE BUT DEAD BODIES AND CHEAP BICARDI AND SODA MIXERS WHICH WOULD TASTE GOOD IF IT WEREN'T THE END OF ALL THINGS ALWAYS.
posted by Mike Drucker at
6:42 AM
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