God of War: Chains of Olympus Review: The Best 15 Minutes of My Life

I realize most of you don't play games, but don't worry. Chains of Olympus is hardly a game so much as a quick God of War demo for the PSP. You get to fight a few things, watch a movie, and then see credits!

This game is exactly like meeting a girl, going on exactly one date, and then getting a text message from her saying you're through. Wait? We're through? We haven't even started something to be through yet.

I won't ruin the story for you but Kratos is angry about something. The end.