Humanity, Please Leave Your Keys with the Landlord
Another day, another robotic addition to the apocalypse. First there was that terrifying jogging headless dog which brings terror seconds before death. Now there's a sky jellyfish robot. Watch:
Remember that scene in Independence Day, when the stripper lady went to the top of the building in L.A. even though Vivica A. Fox was like, "Nah, girl, don't you do that." But she did anyway and when the big ship opened up, she was like "Oh, it's pretty," and then it rained down death?
That's what's happening here.
All I can imagine is these sky jellies scanning the charred remains of the suburbs, looking for human enclaves to report to its headless dog comrades.
Stop, scientists! We get it! You know how to make robots! We're going to fucking die!
Remember that scene in Independence Day, when the stripper lady went to the top of the building in L.A. even though Vivica A. Fox was like, "Nah, girl, don't you do that." But she did anyway and when the big ship opened up, she was like "Oh, it's pretty," and then it rained down death?
That's what's happening here.
All I can imagine is these sky jellies scanning the charred remains of the suburbs, looking for human enclaves to report to its headless dog comrades.
Stop, scientists! We get it! You know how to make robots! We're going to fucking die!

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