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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

SHE GAINED A YARD!

Holy shit! After you do all the math, Hillary Clinton gained 14 whole delegates against Obama yesterday after spending six grueling weeks trying to make her opponent out to be Hitler! YES! It was so totally worth tearing the nation apart for! I'm sure glad she made people question whether or not Barack was linked with Socko and Vanzetti!

YES!





MAXIMUS! MAXIMUS! MAXIMUS!





WE CAN ALL REST EASY NOW THAT ALL IS WON!





posted by Mike Drucker at 5:31 AM

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