Barack Obama's Speech In Motivational YouTube Clips

Did you see Barack Obama's speech in Berlin? Golly! He was all like, "Psssshooooo! Pssssshhoooo! Dededededededede!" And they were all like, "Eeeeeek! Whoooooa!" And he was all like, "Raaaaaaaaaaagh!" And they were all like, "Ooooooooooh yeeeeeeeah!"

It was all very exciting. But you don't have a lot of time, do you? I bet not.

That's okay. Because I do and I've reconstructed Barack Obama's speech through YouTube clips.

If he can take the best parts of motivational speeches and cobble them together, so can I!



I come to you not as a politician. I come to you as a citizen, speaking to the world. To a world faced with some of the greatest threats its ever known.





I know things are tough. They're hard for me, too.





Yeah, that's right. People have been asking me how I plan on following up on the 'change' I've promised. Well, let me tell you... OH MY GOD IS THAT A CUTE CAT? DISTRACTION!





But hold up one goddamn minute. Did I say I was finished? Let me tell you kids...





And The Chopper! Wherever he is, I bet he's looking down on us right now, saying, 'Yeah. Go get 'em, boys!' SO LET'S WIN ONE FOR THE CHOPPER!