The Greatest Joke I've Ever Written

I've written hundreds of jokes. Most are terrible. Some are decent. A few are amazing. I wrote the best joke I've ever written. And now I'm done with comedy.

Here we go.

I saw this news story about a woman who had a baby, and claimed that the Dad was a ghost. That's right - the Mom was impregnated by a ghost! I mean, that's weird! But at least you know the ghost moved to the afterlife since he finally finished his business.

BOOM!

Oh my God! Oh my God! Call the U.N. because we need some sanctions on how good that joke is. Call the fire department, because I am on fire and they could put me out with their years of training and experience as well as equipment paid for by my tax dollars! WHAT WHAT!