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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Scientists Literally Find The World's Oldest Joke

The joke is from 1900 BC and Sumerian.

The joke is: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

Aw, no! Aw, no! He said what I'm thinking!

We've all been there, though! Am I right, fella's? You get a young wife as a trade from a local tribe to cease your warfare over the fertile plains between your villages and she still fears fire - why wouldn't she? she's eleven! - and you put her in your lap and she gets nervous and just lets one rip!

I think the joke's funny because it's so relatable.

I'm glad that someone said it and then said, "This is hilarious, I better carve it into a clay tablet so I don't forget it."

posted by Mike Drucker at 7:53 AM

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