Why Aren't You Playing Mega Man 9?
Mega Man 9 is out downloadable for the Wii and PlayStation 3. If you're not playing it right now, I'm assuming you're waiting for the Xbox 360 release October 1st. That's okay, too.
It's beautiful the way Monica Belluci is beautiful in that it looks old but still somehow tugs at your heartstrings and makes you not care or whatever.
There are eight robot masters. One of them is a woman this time. This is 2008, and not all Dr. Wiley's goons are going to be men anymore. The Sarah Palin of videogame villains, Splash Woman, is now a real person in a very fictional universe. Why aren't you shooting her with your Mega Buster right now?
Google Images Isn't Helping Me On The Whole "SPLASH WOMAN" Thing.
Probably because this game is so old-school, that the Mega Buster is not included in this title. Straight plasma gun, for real, for good.
This game reminds me of a time in my childhood when I pretended I was a robot and that's why I was overweight because of all the gears and whatnot in me and I had to keep eating because my body converted food into oil which powered me, a robot. This is absolutely true! Ask me! I'm telling you!
Man! Nostalgia!
The game is also very difficult. It's more difficult than Mega Man 2 or Mega Man 3, but less difficult than finding the right thing to say to my friends who I've known for years. It's a good kind of difficult. Like asking out a girl who won't date you, but you learn her patterns and traps and you know when to jump over her spikes so you can get to the stage boss. I'm in love with Splash Woman.
Why aren't you playing Mega Man 9 yet? Are you tired? Then taking a nap would help or some coffee. Are you stupid? Then get yourself an education and start playing that game. Are you dead on the inside? That's how I think of myself, too, and this is the only thing keeping the embers burning.
There's a lot I don't know about the universe and a lot that scares me, but why you aren't playing Mega Man 9 yet is not one of them because it's really no big deal. But it's still a very good game and I think you should play it.
It's beautiful the way Monica Belluci is beautiful in that it looks old but still somehow tugs at your heartstrings and makes you not care or whatever.
There are eight robot masters. One of them is a woman this time. This is 2008, and not all Dr. Wiley's goons are going to be men anymore. The Sarah Palin of videogame villains, Splash Woman, is now a real person in a very fictional universe. Why aren't you shooting her with your Mega Buster right now?
Google Images Isn't Helping Me On The Whole "SPLASH WOMAN" Thing.
Probably because this game is so old-school, that the Mega Buster is not included in this title. Straight plasma gun, for real, for good.
This game reminds me of a time in my childhood when I pretended I was a robot and that's why I was overweight because of all the gears and whatnot in me and I had to keep eating because my body converted food into oil which powered me, a robot. This is absolutely true! Ask me! I'm telling you!
Man! Nostalgia!
The game is also very difficult. It's more difficult than Mega Man 2 or Mega Man 3, but less difficult than finding the right thing to say to my friends who I've known for years. It's a good kind of difficult. Like asking out a girl who won't date you, but you learn her patterns and traps and you know when to jump over her spikes so you can get to the stage boss. I'm in love with Splash Woman.
Why aren't you playing Mega Man 9 yet? Are you tired? Then taking a nap would help or some coffee. Are you stupid? Then get yourself an education and start playing that game. Are you dead on the inside? That's how I think of myself, too, and this is the only thing keeping the embers burning.
There's a lot I don't know about the universe and a lot that scares me, but why you aren't playing Mega Man 9 yet is not one of them because it's really no big deal. But it's still a very good game and I think you should play it.
posted by Mike Drucker at
11:42 AM
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