Writers Room Tomorrow

I'm kind of a cliche wrapped in an enigma folded into a metaphor, I know. And that's why I think you coming to Writers Room @ The PIT would be pretty neat of you. I mean, please? Like - what the fuck do I have to do to get the word out there? You want me to beg you? Okay. I'm on my knees, right now, typing this. Please. Please come. Oh God I can't do this forever. I'm so afraid and I'm so alone in this random, godless universe that I just need the connection of comedy for five fucking minutes. What? You can't spare five minutes? Oh Jesus Oh Lord why didn't my father teach me what baseball was so I could play catch with him!

Great Show Tomorrow!

Writers Room @ THE PIT (29th st btwn 7th and 6th ave)
9:30 p.m. (right before The PIT open mic)
$5


Featuring:

Jamie Kilstein (BBC, New Album)
Greg Johnson (ECNY Award Winner)
Donald Glover (30 ROCK, Derrick, etc.)
Megan Ganz (The Onion)
Me

Hosted By

Jon Clarke (McSweeney's)