The 50 Specials Of Christms - "Claymation Christmas Celebration"

This Christmas special packs so much awesome that you need to shut the fuck up and listen for a goddamn minute. Okay? Always talking. Fuck.

Will Vinton, who's some guy, created a series of claymation holiday specials. He did a Halloween one, he did an Easter one. They're alright if you like being bored.

But Christmas is his one special that shines like a nova over Bethlehem.

First of all, it's hosted by dinosaurs. Gay Dinosaurs.



If you thought I was shitting you, you are now aware I was definitely not.

Gay dinosaurs hosting a Christmas special. That's already better than Charlie brown which neither features gay people nor dinosaurs.

Fine. You're thinking, "This is great. But are the California Raisins in this?"

Yes. They are.



"Uh-oh! There goes the last bus!"
"So call me a cab!"
"Hey, man, you're a cab!"

HAH! That's comedy, jerks. Not this "hey fat chick table" business. Let's listen more to the California Raisins for once.

Or maybe you want to listen to a song about baby Jesus sung by Motown camels? Fine.



There's nothing this special doesn't have. It has everything you want. Everything.