The Venn Diagram of Douchebags and Nerds

Really?

A Metal Gear Solid Bluetooth headset?

Is that what the public wants?

Let's break it down.

Bluetooth Headsets are worn by one type of person.

This guy.

This guy wears a Bluetooth headset. Why? Because he's an asshole. Because it allows him to hold a coffee and type on a Macbook Air at the same time. He wears it because he thinks it makes him look hip and in the game.

Now look at the Metal Gear headset again.

He's not going to wear that. Why? Because it looks like it's a shitty prop worn by Michael Biehn in The Terminator flashback sequences. No one would actually wear this while pitching an ad for Lavitra. It would make them seem out of the game! Not on top of things. This is too far outside of the box!

This headset is for one person:

It took me a long time to find the right Google Image. Be grateful.