Monday Sex Advice Column

If you're anything like Garfield, you hate Mondays. And love sex. Advice, ho!

Tu N writes,

hello friend drucker.michael
oh yes she is beginning to wonder if sex will get better

Tu N

I think it's time to tell her the truth.

Works Good writes,

If a relaxing moment turns into the right moment, will you be ready?

Works Good

Mr. Good brings up an even better point. A sexual encounter can happen at any moment, be it at a concert hall or dark alley. You must be prepared. Always carry protection with you at all times in case someone finds you attractive and wants to pursue reproduction. That ensures she doesn't just knock you up to get the baby money. That shit is whack.

Irma C. Crouch writes,

Did you always wanted to be satisfied with an average penis and ordinary women? We doubt that.

I disagree. To quote General George S. Patton, "It is the unconquerable nature of man and not the nature of the weapon he uses that ensures victory."

Eberto Jutta writes,

Новой компании, в связи с открытием, требуются агенты по работе с клиентами.
Требования: умение общаться с людьми, пунктуальность, честность?
Условия: пн-сб. с 10 до 20, з/п от 1000 USD.
Весь материал для работы предоставляется.

Eberto, all I can say is a resounding "yes," and hope that applies to your question.

Garfield. Hates Mondays. Loves Sex.