Dan Drucker's writing is, like, whoa.
Mike's McSweeney's Pieces
Mike's Black 20 Pieces
Mike's 23/6 Pieces
Mike's Work Elsewhere
Random Mike Pieces
- Unfunny Jokes Comparing Nouns of Varying Colors - Proving that nouns of different colors can be compared.
- Dick Jokes for Nerds - These jokes might prove that our penises are worth your time.
- News Comedy! - A series of jokes Mike submitted to a show he interned on. None made the cut, although some came vaguely close.
- 6 Sentences Stories! Mike has submitted a handful of pieces to the microfiction blog, 6 Sentences. See them here and here.
- Yo Mamma Jokes for Nerds - Oh snap, some of the funniest, most daring, and possibly most idiotic jokes ever written by a dude sitting at home in his shorts typing on a computer like this one on his lap. Crazy, America!
- Cheap, One Shot Madness
- Nothing’s lazier than short fiction. While the first
couple were written for a fiction-writing class taught by comely New York
Notable Author, Darin Strauss,
the rest are
lazinesshard work of Yourgrauian proportions.
- Mike's Basically True
High School Stories - For Mike, High School
was a world of wonders. A place where joy flowed from rusted water fountains
and happiness was spread among the broken glass on the streets, High School
was one of the few times in Mike’s life when he wasn’t known
as “that creepy guy who keeps staring at me.” Rather, one
of the 3% white students in his school, Mike was known as the honkey-who-could,
gaining Valedictorian honors and giving a speech that literally elicited
“Amens” from the crowd.
These are his (basically true) stories.
- White Hubris Month – November is a special month for white people in America. Celebrating the first time we were able to exploit and then ignore the Native Americans, Thanksgiving kicked off a national tradition of oppression, outright ignorance, and Beck. In order to preserve this tradition, the Drucker Brothers proudly present a month of overbearing pride and presumption.
- April Fools: “Fans Turn Out, Shock All” – Talk about scraping the barrel. This article, published in the April Fool’s edition of The Washington Square News, was directly related to the fact that no one ever showed up to an NYU hockey game except tumbleweeds and bored girlfriends of players. And Mike. Oh, yes. And Mike.
- Ask Lucky – We debated whether or not we should include this article written by Mike for Animal Fair Magazine. It’s neither funny nor particularly interesting. Regardless, this article shows just how far Mike will sink in order to not see his name in print; embarrassed at the time, he took his name off the article.
Dan's Writing
- Life Draft – Daniel's manifesto on making life a little more fair for those who finish last.
